Neighbour's Dog

Mulla Nasrudin's neighbour had a dog that barked all night.  

So Nasrudin bought the dog from his neighbour.  

"I suppose you're going to get rid of it Mulla." asked a crony.  "Not likely!" said the Mulla, "Why should I pay good money and not get my own back?  I'm keeping the dog in my own house!

Let the people next door find out what it's like to have a neighbour with a barking dog!